Scientific Fact about men.

Scientific Fact: 

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. 

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. 

And just before she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a baseball bat shoved up his ass.

- I found this hysterically funny....  I wonder if there is one similar for men or is it that they just prefer women anytime.....

It's mostly sexual with men, except when they want to be pampered eh.... not many men out there who just want to be friends... there is always an ulterior motive.

Here is a wise comment from her mommy to her young son: 

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied